35 Best Coffee Mood Quotes to Lighten Your Day

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If you are a coffee lover like me, you will understand why a good coffee mood quote can lighten the day. If you are seriously in love with coffee, you will fully understand and resonate with most of these quotes, but we know you will find humor in them all.

We put together what we think are the best 35 coffee mood quotes to help you get a good laugh…with your cup of morning joe.

1. Coffee- a heavenly smelling liquid that tastes similar to unicorns and rainbows that makes magical things happen. – mamascaffeinatedcup.com

coffee quote- Coffee- a heavenly smelling liquid that tastes similar to unicorns and rainbows that makes magical things happen. - mamascaffeinatedcup.com

2. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. – Unknown

coffee quote- Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. - Unknown

3. Coffee first. Schemes later. – Leanna Renee Hieber

coffee quote: Coffee first. Schemes later. - Leanna Renee Hieber

4. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. – Laurell K Hamilton

coffee quote… Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. - Laurell K Hamilton

5. If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

coffee quote: If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. - David Letterman

6. Coffee smells like magic and fairytales. – Allison Czarnecki

coffee quote: Coffee smells like magic and fairytales. - Allison Czarnecki

7. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. – Unknown

coffee quote- May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. - Unknown

8. Humanity runs on coffee. – Unknown

coffee quote: Humanity runs on coffee. - Unknown

9. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable

I never laugh until I've had my coffee. - Clark Gable

10. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. - Henry Rollins

11. May your coffee kick in before reality does. – Unknown

May your coffee kick in before reality does. - Unknown

12. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Elliot

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Elliot

13. Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch

Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. - David Lynch

14. Coffee, the favorite drink of the uncivilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

Coffee, the favorite drink of the uncivilized world. - Thomas Jefferson

15. Coffee is a language itself. – Jackie Chan

Coffee is a language itself. - Jackie Chan

16. Life is scary without coffee. – Unknown

Coffee Quote Graphic: Life is scary without coffee. - Unknown

17. Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Coffee Quote Graphic: Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. - Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

18. As long as there is good coffee in the world, how bad can things be? – Cassandra Clare

As long as there is good coffee in the world, how bad can things be? - Cassandra Clare

19. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. – Unknown

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. - Unknown

20. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. – Unknown

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. - Unknown

21. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion I am awake. – Lewis Black

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion I am awake. - Lewis Black

22. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee. – Unknown

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee. - Unknown

23. I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

24. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sir James MacKintosh

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. - Sir James MacKintosh

25. I like my coffee as I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. – Jac Vanek

I like my coffee as I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. - Jac Vanek

26. They say I can be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated. – Lizzie Chantree

They say I can be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated. - Lizzie Chantree

27. Never say no to coffee. – Ceasar

Never say no to coffee. - Ceasar

28. Life happens, coffee helps. – Unknown

Life happens, coffee helps. - Unknown

29. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. – Unknown

A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. - Unknown

30. Coffee is the best medicine. – Unknown

Coffee is the best medicine. - Unknown

31. I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. – Napoleon Bonaparte

I would rather suffer with coffee than be sen

32. Today’s good mood is brought to you by coffee. – Unknown

Today's good mood is brought to you by coffee. - Unknown

33. Life is too short to drink bad coffee. – Unknown

Life is too short to drink bad coffee. - Unknown

34. Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. – Unknown

Coffee keeps me going until it's time for wine. - Unknown

35. There is no life without water because water is needed to make coffee. – Unknown

There is no life without water because water is needed to make coffee. - Unknown

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